The mouse 

The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.

Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!

The mouse by FreshAir2.0 December 6, 2018

The Mouse 

The Mouse refers to the evil (side of) Disney Company.

Oh, you used mickey mouse in your local newspaper to advertise your business? I hope The Mouse doesn't find that out.

Newspaper-headline: Employees of Disneyland got their wages withhold.

User-Comment: I mean... What did you expect? The Mouse needs its Money.

Newspaper in the year 2100: A Member of the US-Senate got murderd just one day before the Senate wanted to vote on a copyright extension. The Murderd Senator from Vermont wanted to vote no on the upcoming law. If the new law gets passed the intellectual property of people will be protected for 500 years after their death. This will especially help Disney whos right to Mickey Mouse would expire in one year.
User Comment: Wow. Well... You don't fuck with The Mouse.

The Mouse by blfire December 19, 2017

The Mouse 

Other Word for Disney.

"The Mouse really fucked the Star Wars Sequel up."

The Mouse by internet internet December 20, 2020

The Mouse Trap

When a girl is licking your balls you lift your boner and release making a "slap" sound.

I once gave a girl the mouse trap she wasn't to happy

The Mouse Trap by theman893 March 12, 2009

the mouse with a plan thats gonna cook you like a frying pan

M I C K E Y-M O U S E!

Mickey Mouse:Who’s the mouse with a plan thats gonna cook you like a frying pan-ME! M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!

the mouse with a plan thats gonna cook you like a frying pan by SamThePlan October 11, 2026

jiggle the mouse tail 

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn

jiggle the mouse tail by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Milk The Mouse 

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

Milk The Mouse by baconismidog March 7, 2009