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The Mono 

"Nina Poppin"
"Thurlthizzle"
"Monistair"
~*Thoze Be The Wordz*~If U From Mizzouri U Know Itz True
"Take Two Steps Back Now Take 2 Stepz Back Now"-Nina Pop Now..Hold Yo Self" -Stick Outcha Arms
The Mono by Ninapoppin660 October 26, 2003

The Apes and The Monolith 

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.
Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

the monosyllable 

A euphemism for "cunt".
I called my girlfriend the monosyllable, and she kicked me in the nuts!
the monosyllable by weep0r January 15, 2010

The Monocle 

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.
I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.
The Monocle by SayThwat February 5, 2009

the monopoly guy 

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth
Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

corner spot of the monopoly board

Slang term for jail developed by the Petros & Money Show
Is Petros going to occupy the corner spot of the monopoly board?
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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