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the mommy  

when your mother tells you to clean your room and you don't do it right so she goes after you and throws EVERYTHING down and now you have to clean up eveything
mommy:go clean that nasty ass room
child:i did
mommy:really??

mommy rushes into the room and does the mommy when she finds out that it is not cleaned properly
the mommy by mrs.burns December 22, 2008
Words you can keep

the Mommy Zone 

That special zone only a mother knows well which leaves one fully immersed in the role itself, to the exclusion of all else.
We just got home from a spending a week at Disneyland and everything is dirty and everyone is hungry; I’m totally in the Mommy Zone.

The Mommy’s 

y’all are the best friends I could ever have. I’m very thankful for y’all. We cry, laugh and smile through every situation (: we are strong no matter what. We are always honest with each other at least I hope, and we’re all beautiful in our own ways!! Also thank you our queen aubree for making the group chat.

Aubree = the one who wrote this lmao and she is the beautiful founder of this gc.

Alyssa = the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. ❤️

Natalie = a beautiful queen that’s very funny.

Isabelle = a pretty girl that makes us smile. 😸

Addison L = Leas wife ofc, she is has great humor oml 🛐

Brynnly = loves using potty language. B@lls. Ew.. but she’s very funny too (:

Lea = the queen !! Addison L’s wife. She calls us queen 😻

Grace = the most beautiful ginger girl I’ve ever seen. She’s very sweet (:

Ava = idk about her but she’s very pretty and sweet (:

And last but not least Taylor

Taylor = just recently joined the mommy’s gc on Snapchat. She’s very sweet and pretty (:

Please don’t get offended of what I said. We are all perfect (:

I LOVE YOU GUYS FROM THE MOON AND BACK! ❤️
Girl 1: have you heard of the mommy’s gc?

Girl 2: no? What’s that?

Girl 1: it’s the most beautiful mommy’s in one group chat!! I wish I was in it.

Girl 2: show me pictures of them!

Girl 1: * shows pictures *

Girl 2 : wow they are beautiful!! The pink glasses girl is my favorite 😻
The Mommy’s by Swaggy 🛐 October 16, 2021

I'm the Mommy that's why! 

This is a phrase a mother uses to assert herself over her children. In one simple sentence she shows dominance over her offspring and reminds her children that she does does not have to explain herself or her decisions to them.

This is a phrase used by a mom when her child...
A.) Has done something wrong and mom is telling him or her to stop.
B.) Is about to do something wrong and is caught and mom tells him or her not do it.
C.) Is asking for something and Mom says, "No!".

In all of these instances the child would more than likely repeat this phrase, "But why"! In the beginning the mother may say, "Im the Mommy that's why", but usually the mother will say no several times until she feels like she going to explode.
(In the grocery store)

Little Joey: Mommy can we get donuts from the bakery.
Mom: Not today sweety
Joey: Please Mom
Mom: No, Joey, not today.
Joey: (Starts to fake cry) Its not fair, you never get me anything.
Mom: Thats not true, stop with the fake tears and a big a boy or youre going to be in trouble.
Joey: (He raises his voice) Just tell me why, mommy. Why cant we get them? Why?

Mom: (Mom lowers her voice into a growl and gets close to Joey face) I'm the Mommy that's why!

The activist mommy 

A woman whole freely expresses her opinion on what she thinks is right based on her beliefs in christanity. She is often attacked by people who don't believe what she does and is often called a bigot to try and make her faulter. She is loved by her 10 kids and is a wonderful mother and wife to her family.
I want be like the activist mommy like her! She doesn't back down when faced with someone with an oppisite opinion.

the activist mommy 

An honest, moral female who fights for the truth and against the corruption and evil of our world
I wish I were as awesome as the activist mommy, but since I'm a loser with no life and am morally bankrupt, I'll sit in my mom's basement and troll her and her kids instead.

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock 

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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