The Mitchell

1. A prime specimen with an -anti- nature.
2. A dandy fellow indeed who is ready to kick ass and take names.
3. One who emits an aura of orgasmic delight.

OMG there goes The Mitchell coming to take me and show my virgin body seven different kinds of heaven.

The Mitchell is a cutie pie. I concur indeed.

Does The Mitchell look like a bitch? NO. Then don't try to fuck him like a bitch.

by your bitch February 16, 2005

The Mitchell

Where you play guitar for a guy named Aaron while playing but naked with but plugs

Aaron was so lonely until the Mitchell was performed

by Rugdoc69 October 1, 2025

The Mitchell Broome

Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)

That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!

by corzav3 June 2, 2020

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.

"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016

The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.

Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.

by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016