Definitions by CaptainWhizz

relaxing the gentleman's way 

In a word- masturbating.

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."

relaxing the gentleman's way by CaptainWhizz June 25, 2009

cunt dodger 

A gay man- someone who avoids cunts.

"How come all those girls are hanging around Paul?"

"Didn't you know, he's a cunt dodger, and they're his fag hags."

cunt dodger by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers 

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.

"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

wib-wab 

slang term for penis.

She wants to touch my wib-wab

wib-wab by CaptainWhizz June 23, 2009