4 definitions by CaptainWhizz

A gay man- someone who avoids cunts.
"How come all those girls are hanging around Paul?"

"Didn't you know, he's a cunt dodger, and they're his fag hags."
by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009
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The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"
by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009
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In a word- masturbating.
"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."
by CaptainWhizz June 25, 2009
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