the missionary
the missionary by fat child man thing May 14, 2016
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the missionary
the missionary by fat child man thing May 14, 2016
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the missionary • The Missionary Kids • The missionary trap • consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation • consensual sex in the missionary position • The lone missionary • consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation • the • the game • the O
The missionary trap
The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.
Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!
The missionary trap by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019
The Missionary Kids
Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids by toee December 3, 2006
consensual sex in the missionary position
consensual sex in the missionary position by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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