The asscrack of Asia. A complete shithole of a region filled with terrorists who get a hard on from violence but not women. a desert region filled with terror.
"Hey beavis did you here men in the middle east don't have sex with women by choice until marriage and all women there have to cover up their faces or else they'll get killed.
Beavis: yea yea that sounds pretty gay yeayeayeayea
(Beavis and butthead laugh together)
The Middle East is the place that had all the oil and gold then big boys UK and France started wars over oil and ate their resources or idk grew cannabis or some shit so they could shove weed joints up their asses, the Middle East is also where pedophiles go to play golf and be niggerfaggots and stick wii remotes up their vaginas.
You: Yo, is all that shit about The Middle East fr?
Me: Yeah, I know this from experience
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.