by WELP January 25, 2017

1. Masyadong maputi yung mga baka doon. (The cows over there are too white)
2. Baka hindi ako makapunta sa sinehan bukas.
(Maybe I can't go to the movies tomorrow)
2. Baka hindi ako makapunta sa sinehan bukas.
(Maybe I can't go to the movies tomorrow)
by Welp May 28, 2004

An awesome band from Sweden founded in the early 90's. They are famous for their legendary riffs and songs so catchy it is not tiring to listen to after a couple of re-runs.
However at the dawn of Reroute to Remain, they started sounding mainstream. I don't know why they'd done it (probably to attract a larger crowd aside from their current fanbase), but they still got their own harmonious riffs, just not as good from way back.
However at the dawn of Reroute to Remain, they started sounding mainstream. I don't know why they'd done it (probably to attract a larger crowd aside from their current fanbase), but they still got their own harmonious riffs, just not as good from way back.
Some of their finest songs:
- Stand Ablaze
- Ever Dying
- Moonshield
- Jotun
- The Hive
- Food for the Gods
- Dialogue with the Stars
- Embody the Invisible
- Morphing into Primal
(Some of their best albums are Whoracle, Jester Race Black Ash Inheritance and Lunar Strain)
- Stand Ablaze
- Ever Dying
- Moonshield
- Jotun
- The Hive
- Food for the Gods
- Dialogue with the Stars
- Embody the Invisible
- Morphing into Primal
(Some of their best albums are Whoracle, Jester Race Black Ash Inheritance and Lunar Strain)
by Welp June 19, 2004

Drawn porn. They've got all kinds of weird shit happening in and out. Tentacles, aliens, incest etc. In Japan, it simply means "pervert" (well, from what I've been told and read).
Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave.
It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine.
There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with.
All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave.
It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine.
There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with.
All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Guy 1: Want to watch hentai?
Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom.
Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool*
Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously.
Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?!
Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real.
Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?!
Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom.
Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool*
Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously.
Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?!
Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real.
Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?!
Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
by Welp June 11, 2004

This expression came from the H-game (PC)/PS2/DC/anime Kanon. Ayu Tsukimiya's line (and probably the most famous throughout Kanon). This is her expression when she moans, or whines (like eeeehh, but more original).
Darn though. She had a sad story. One of my few favorites besides Nayuki.
Darn though. She had a sad story. One of my few favorites besides Nayuki.
Ayu: I'm cooking cookies.
Yuuichi: I bet they'll taste terrible.
Ayu: Uguu! I've learned how to bake from Akiko-san!
Yuuichi: You can't learn how to bake with just watching in a day..
..although I'll eat them if you manage to make them look good.
Ayu: Really?! Then I'll do my best!
Yuuichi: I bet they'll taste terrible.
Ayu: Uguu! I've learned how to bake from Akiko-san!
Yuuichi: You can't learn how to bake with just watching in a day..
..although I'll eat them if you manage to make them look good.
Ayu: Really?! Then I'll do my best!
by Welp June 14, 2004

One of the best H-game (or Hentai) game created. Created by Key (company that makes h-games) couple of years back. Reputed for its deep storyline, plot and character development.
by Welp June 02, 2004

A depressed person's best friend
by Welp June 02, 2004
