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The Martini 

Kicking back with friends and dishing up gossip. You have a really juicy piece of dirt on somebody and after a good martini or two you tell everything you know or heard whether it's true or not.
A friend confides in you that her man might be cheating on her and tells you to keep quiet about it. You're hanging out with friends and get a good martini in you. You blurt out to the whole group what is going on. Or you go home and start calling everyone you know to tell them the secret. You give them The Martini.
The Martini by passionflowers December 30, 2012
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The Martini 

In movie terms, directors use this phrase to describe the last shot of the day while on set. Once their work is done, they stir their last drink to let go for the day.
Director: Take a drink man!
Producer: The Martini? Ah well that's where we'll end the scene I guess.
Director: Yeah. This is the Martini man, I need to go home.
The Martini by Aryjo July 6, 2011

stirring the martini 

Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.
She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.
stirring the martini by Wesley H. December 24, 2008

The Dirty Martini 

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.
Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.
The Dirty Martini by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010

The Heroin Dirty Martini 

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”

The Heroin Dirty Martini 

When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No, I just gave you the heroin dirty martini”

to do the Martin 

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody
- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.
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