the linder 

the act of having breath so bad when you breathe on someone they go into anaphylactic shock and die

"err james just breathed on someone and gave them the linder"

the linder by tootlover123 January 19, 2023

The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.

The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

The David Lindberg 

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.

Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.

The David Lindberg by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011

The Dead Linger 

A Zombie MMOFPS That is $25.00 for pre-order, and $30.00 On October, 31st, 2012. When it comes out, you buy it, and they send you a code, then go their website and enter the code you can download it.

After you download it, you can customize your character, their are MANY characterizations you can do. Then you choose Multi-player or solo, you can choose from 5 difficulty levels. When you get into the world, you can do ANYTHING you want, the game world is said to be 26,000 kilometers.

You can go into ANY building, ANY door, And MAKE anything. (you can even tape a bag of shit on a sledge hammer, or drill a chicken on your arm if you wanted too)
Also you can DRIVE any vehicle or plane, or be a passenger.

The objective of the game is to survive and kill zombies, and survive other people.

Their are 3 types of zombies

- Healthy Zombie: The youngest form of zombies, the fastest and strongest zombies.

Common Zombies: Their skin started to Rot, hair starts to loose and they can jog to you.

Starving zombies: The Old worn out zombies, They are so weak they can only barley walk to you.

Also the zombies have a UNIQUE sensing system

Hearing- They can hear you walk from a mile away(Best way to be quiet is to walk in concrete or crouch and walk)

Seeing- Of course they can see you...(Best To travel at night)

Smell- The one I don't quite get yet...

And touch, don't have sex with zombies

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play Left 4 Dead.

Person 2: Fuck no, We need to play The dead Linger.

Person 1: Oh yeah, I'll make a server and you join

The Dead Linger by TheDeadLinger October 26, 2012

The two finger linger 

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.

Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!

The two finger linger by MJG0219 July 4, 2011

THE LOW PRICE LENDER 

a 40 something year old Mortgage Broker in Layton, Utah who specializes in FHA, VA, and Conventional loans at great rates and low closing costs

I needed a mortgage and "The Low Price Lender" hooked me up

THE LOW PRICE LENDER by LaytonLender March 8, 2010

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy. 

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy. by Anon42283 March 3, 2024