The Lettuce 

The Lettuce - the art of cunnilingus to an extreme pleasurable manner.

He knows the power of the lettuce !!

The Lettuce by BAT4114 May 3, 2020

hacking the lettuce 

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

hacking the lettuce by McInnes May 15, 2005

Shake the lettuce 

Removing the excess urine from a vagina

After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!

Shake the lettuce by Darris January 21, 2003

Spread the lettuce 

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

Spread the lettuce by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

sweeping the lettuce 

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

sweeping the lettuce by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Wet the Lettuce 

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

Wet the Lettuce by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013

shake the lettuce 

a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...

drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.

shake the lettuce by lantern January 25, 2007