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The Jon

A re-rack in beer pong in which 5 cups are racked in two parallel lines. Originated at FSU
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by Man Pong July 1, 2011
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the jon

When the man rests one ball on the outside of the vagina for an extended period of time.
Warning: the jon requires exceptional balance
by Cockpockets December 14, 2008
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The Jon

A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.
friend 1: How’s the Jon

Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.

Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
by Scarredautism May 24, 2024
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The Jon Avila

The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".

Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)

Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!

Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
by Jack Jay May 14, 2008
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the jon voight

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.
Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.
by Mike Carini March 1, 2009
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The Jon Benet

Having a completely shaved pussy
During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!
by ibemeubu May 13, 2009
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The Jon Jon

Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011
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