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the jon
the jon by Cockpockets December 14, 2008
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The Jon
A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.
friend 1: How’s the Jon
Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.
Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.
Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
The Jon by Scarredautism May 24, 2024
The Jon Avila
The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".
Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)
Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!
Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!
Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
The Jon Avila by Jack Jay May 14, 2008
the jon voight
The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.
Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.
the jon voight by Mike Carini March 1, 2009
The Jon Jon
Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
The Jon Jon by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011
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