the jizzle

The Jizzle! Have you made a mess with your penis? Well- we have a solution! Introducing the jizzle, a new and innovative way clean clean up your jizz! Without leaving a trace. ;)

Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.

by Face Fucka January 24, 2018

the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

The jizzler

Something like the boogeyman except sexier

I the jizzler will give your night pizzazz

by Sir squirrel August 21, 2014

The jizzler

Will jizz on your school material

The jizzler just jizzed all over my text books

by The jizzler May 20, 2022

The Jizzler

An unknown villain who comes into your room at night and cums on everything you love

My Cat had to take 3 baths after the jizzler hit my house last week

by DearMunter420 April 6, 2024

The Jizzler

The god of all Jizz, resides in the Jizz falls, has lots of Jizz, once Jizzed in his pants, The Jizzler is all knowing and all powerful, he commands Jizz at will, he can make you Jizz with a single thought

Make me Jizz for you are The Jizzler, the almighty, big jizzle man

by Bellboy14 February 8, 2026

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin'

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.

Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020