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the jester 

What you call a big man with a sack when your trippin mad balls
HOLY SHIT!!! THE JESTER IS COMING!!!!
the jester by Spydudes June 20, 2019
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The Jester 

The final member of the S.N.O.B. Court. They are they fourth in the line of succession to The S.N.O.B. Throne. Succeeded by a nub who is wise enough not to re-enlist.
ETN3: ARE YOU IN THE S.N.O.B. COURT?
MMN2: YES. I AM THE JESTER
The Jester by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

The Jester Race 

The second-best metal album ever made, behind only Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery. Recorded in 1995 by In Flames, it stands as their seminal accomplishment seconded by 1994's Lunar Strain and 1997's Whoracle. A true testament to spectacular riff-writing and guitarwork, every song has at least three distinct riffs, with a very dynamic lead guitar and a strong rhythm guitar and frequent double leads in parts. The vocals are powerful but not spectacular in any way and the lyrics are closer to poetry than 99% of music gets. The drumming is very fast and clean, but the drums and bass tend to make way for the guitar, which is clearly the highlight of the album and of In Flames in general, at least up until 2002's Reroute to Remain. A true testament to the riff- and solo-writing prowess of Jesper Stromblad, and a fantastic journey into another land, where creative and unrepetitive music reigns supreme. When combined with the 1996 EP Black-Ash Inheritance, it becomes an even better album simply due to the addition of In Flames's best song they ever wrote, Goliaths Disarm Their Davids, an epic track that stands out on an album that is nothing but epic tracks. A must-have for any fan of metal.
Man 1: In Flames is obviously a shite band. Clearly they're just another commercialized Slipknot knockoff.

Man 2: Not exactly. *hands Man 1 a copy of The Jester Race*
The Jester Race by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005

Rimming the Jester 

To laugh excessively at a mildly funny or unfunny event, occurrence or joke.
"Ok, calm down. The joke wasn't that funny. Stop rimming the jester"

Crowning the Jester 

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.
Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".

Jaylin The Jester

Person 1: ew... Is that Jaylin The Jester
Person 2: *gags* yea what a flop
Jaylin The Jester by Totallynotvain September 11, 2020

Spark The Electric Jester 

A game made in Mutlimedia Fusion 2.5 in 2014, its one of the best games for its platform with 28 unique levels to play through and a awesome soundtrack.
I brought Spark The Electric Jester for $9.99 on Steam
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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