the hik 

A very beautiful young lady, who tends to fall in love with douches at first. Who usually need someone to break the relationship between "The Hik and The Douche"

1) I saw The Hik with the Douche the other day.

2) There goes The Hik walking around with the Douche..

the hik by NonDouche May 11, 2014

The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre 

A graphic novel about a band, The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre in a post-apocalyptic world.

Kind of in the style of The Umbrella Academy, except for the characters are hikikomori.

The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre" is my favourite graphic novel of all time!

The Hikikomori Imagination Theatre by caustikdesu January 24, 2011

Is the hike worth the view? 

When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.

I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?

Is the hike worth the view? by basicbails June 11, 2019

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy 

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by wordanista July 5, 2009

Hiking the appalachian trail 

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

Hiking the appalachian trail by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009