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v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football
Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!
by The Zachilles February 28, 2018
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