The Hawaiian
The Hawaiian by Gapethegreat August 21, 2026
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The Hawaiian Punch
A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
The Hawaiian Punch by Shugah Nipz December 7, 2009
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The Hawaiian SpermBender
A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.
The Hawaiian SpermBender by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017
The Flying Hawaiian
Verb- A sexual term. The move is performed by standing up in the middle of Citizens Bank Park while holding a girl upside down. Whilst upside down, said girl will be slobbing your knob with her legs wide open at you face. Next, you must get your best friend to hit a pop fly ball into the outfield where you are standing and you must catch the ball in the girls vagina. If you are wearing a Shane Victorino shirt or jersey during this action, you are the man.
John: "dammit man, my girl says shes gonna dump me if i dont stop playin baseball...its crazy..."
Joe: "have you tried The Flying Hawaiian on her?"
John: "no..."
Joe: "she doesnt like baseball yet....but she will...trust me"
Joe: "have you tried The Flying Hawaiian on her?"
John: "no..."
Joe: "she doesnt like baseball yet....but she will...trust me"
The Flying Hawaiian by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009
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