the grooler

Daniel Sage Young AKA a male bramblist. Stage name is Sager Major!

The Grooler went to mexico.

“Dainet now he can’t make us food!”

the grooler by thefolkloreprophecy October 7, 2021

Rushing the Growler 

A practice describing a person going to a saloon with a bucket in order to have it filled up with beer; normally practiced during the 20s-40s. Also known as getting a "scuttle of suds".

Person A: My, he's been in that saloon an awfully long time.
Person B: Ah; that's because he's been rushing the growler.

Rushing the Growler by IOA94 August 22, 2011

The groover 

The receptical in which you shit in while rafting or camping in the wilderness.

While rafting in Colorado, I attached the groover to my girlfriend's backpack.

After 2 weeks in the wild my groover was really getting ripe.

The groover by Bildo November 13, 2004

grooming the growler 

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

grooming the growler by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

rush the growler 

To go get beer or other alcohol. Used chiefly in the coal region of northeast Pennsylvania. Derived from old coal mining days, when the miners would take a growler (a type of metal bucket) and put their lunch in it, and put their coffee in the bottom in a separate compartment. This was supposedly to keep the meal warm, but it probably didn't work too well. On the way home from work, the miner would "rush the growler" over to the local watering hole and fill it up with cans or bottles of beer to bring home. Hence, rush the growler.

Guy 1: "Yo, butt! I'm gonna go rush the growler, ya want anything?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, get me a couple quarts o' Lager!" ("Lager" always means Yuengling Lager in Northeast PA.)

rush the growler by SomeGuyFromNEPA January 21, 2009

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

Shit the groomer by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Take my dog to the groomers 

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

Take my dog to the groomers by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019