The Granny
Soak your hand in water until it goes all wrinkly, then proceed to have a wank...
It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
The Granny by eggmeister19 July 18, 2010
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The Granny
The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.
The Granny by Fire torch August 21, 2015
The Granny Handy
The Granny Handy by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013
the granny stain
The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.
the granny stain by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011
The Granny Gauntlet
The challenge to complete all 3 Granny video games without getting hit once. If you get hit once especially in the second or third game you have to start at the beginning back at the first game. This challenge was popularized by the world’s heaviest streamer Caseoh
The Granny Gauntlet by Keilli January 2, 2024
screwed the granny
To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
screwed the granny by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013
Smashed The Granny
Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
Smashed The Granny by Tom A December 1, 2006
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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