Soak your hand in water until it goes all wrinkly, then proceed to have a wank...

It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
by eggmeister19 July 18, 2010
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The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.
I grew up receiving the granny thinking it was normal.
by Fire torch July 25, 2015
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1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally.

2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.

3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.
1. Are we going to see Granny? She makes awesome potato salad.

2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.

3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.
by Talmanes March 3, 2006
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To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.
"You've just been grannied!"
by FieryRich November 22, 2007
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Something that is old and associated with senior citizens.
We tried to party at this bitches' house last night, but it was a granny hood, and 5.0 was there quick.
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Granny is a relation. She is either your Mummy's Mummy or your Daddy's Mummy. She may sometimes be known as Gramma or Granma.
A child was sitting with her mummy in front of me on the bus.She turned round to look at me and told me she and her mummy were going to visit her mummy's mummy. She then whispered softly, in the way little girls do when they want to tell you something really important "Mummy's Mummy is my Granny."
by I.A.M. Stias March 3, 2006
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