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Soak your hand in water until it goes all wrinkly, then proceed to have a wank...

It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
by eggmeister19 July 18, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.
I grew up receiving the granny thinking it was normal.
by Fire torch July 24, 2015
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