the goymer

When you stick two fingers in her pussy and you take her pet hamster and shove it up her ass.

last night matt came over and gave me the goymer. It was amazing but I had to spend two hours the next day cleaning the shit off my hamster.

by listerator July 20, 2016

Gomer the Domer

Gomer the Domer is an expression used for a person that will perform oral sex and has the last name Gomez.

Angie Gomez is such a Gomer the Domer.

by dasrascist October 10, 2011

Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019