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the goofy samurai 

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.
Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.
the goofy samurai by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

the goofy samurai 

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

the goofy samurai 

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

The Goofy Movie 

An amazing movie about a father and his son
Did you see The Goofy Movie? It's really heartwarming.
The Goofy Movie by PissePant November 30, 2020

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated
Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.
Slap the goofy by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

Off the goofy 

When you pop the molly and you go silly
Off the goofy by AlderDice October 14, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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