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go feed the goldfish 

For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.

To make someone scarce.

Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.
"Hey Johnny. Why don't you go feed the goldfish. I'll be out in a minute"
go feed the goldfish by Neil-D December 7, 2007

Eat the Goldfish 

Go down on a girl, and eat out her insides

Suck a girl's vagina
Stefan: "how was your night last night, with that chick?"

Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"

finn the goldfish 

A very cringe YouTuber with a bad discord sever
finn the goldfish by Alecs dad September 24, 2019

Once 'Round The Goldfish Bowl

A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.

feeding the goldfish 

Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
Hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?

goldy the goldfish 

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy
larry “yo what up
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”