The goldfinch
A movie inspired by a book named the goldfinch. One of the best movies ever created. Featuring Finn Wolfhard.
The goldfinch by Ilovepastasm September 5, 2022
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go feed the goldfish
For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.
To make someone scarce.
Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.
To make someone scarce.
Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.
go feed the goldfish by Neil-D December 7, 2007
Eat the Goldfish
Stefan: "how was your night last night, with that chick?"
Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"
Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"
Eat the Goldfish by lovelychick87 April 8, 2010
finn the goldfish
finn the goldfish by Alecs dad September 24, 2019
Once 'Round The Goldfish Bowl
A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
Once 'Round The Goldfish Bowl by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
feeding the goldfish
Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
feeding the goldfish by edward connors January 11, 2008
goldy the goldfish
larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”
ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”
ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
goldy the goldfish by bob the bodybuilder🤙 January 20, 2018
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