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The Genius

A man unlike any other man. He is a hero to all and a great role model for todays kids. He loves to drink beer, smoke ciggarettes, and have sex with women of all ages. He is also very proficcient in the art of laying tile. Is also known for such great phrases as "What the fuck?!?!?", "Fuck You!!!", and the ever popular "Shut the fuck up!!!"
Do you think The Genius is free to tile my house this weekend?

Maybe on Monday. This weekend he is going to Henneseys with his drinking buddies to smoke cigs, drink beer, and hit on women.
The Genius by Boom Houser February 8, 2005
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The genius maneuver 

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.
"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

The genius shits while the poor man sits.

When two people use the same thing differently often one using it normally and the other using it in a stupid manner.
(Shitting on a toilet vs using it as a chair)
Person A: "Did you see how Bob was using his paintbrush as a toilet brush?"
Person B: "The genius shits while the poor man sits."

VonRyan the Genius 

Superstar, Rapper and Prolific Entertainer.

VonRyan the Genius is just of that, a Genius..if you dig back into his history or discography if you will; The Genius has gone by the name Chvkra Shocked since 2014 and has been a graphic designer for some of your favorite artist and brands, to add to that fact he has also done work for some of the largest Jewelers in Houston, Tx, he spent 2019-2021 designing CAD’s for some of the worlds top entertainers! He is the owner of The Genius Management company and has a catalog of 7 talents whom have been on the rise since the start of the company! He is signed to The Universe Records where he calls his forever home because, in his own words, “Independent Creativity Has No Limitations”.
Yo, have you heard Scamillionaire by VonRyan the Genius? Check it out on Spotify, it’s Dope!
VonRyan the Genius by DistroKids August 6, 2021

Bobo The Genius 

The most iconic, but hated ArmyBarbSwiftie of stan Twitter. A good looking, intelligent and sexy human that shine by they top tier tweets. They're of course hated by their broke and ugly followers that think hating on Bobo is a personality trait. Despite all that, they're th best acc you will see on stan twitter.
Omg did you see Bobo's last tweet ?
Bobo The Genius is my fave ArmyBarb tbh !

I hate Bobo so much ! Said @vante_brookins_
Bobo The Genius by That Iconic Dude December 22, 2020

Sir King Genius The Humble 

The smartest, most Humble, Most Kingly and lastly, the Sirest Sir.
Sir King Genius The Humble is so Humble, Sir, King, Genius and The.
Sir King Genius The Humble by Sakik0 November 24, 2021

Genius of the World 

What Elon Musks mother calls Elon Musk to make him feel better about himself.
“It is degrading to call my son wealthy, I prefer the term “genius of the world” to describe him.”
Genius of the World by Musty Musk Man February 11, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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