A man unlike any other man. He is a hero to all and a great role model for todays kids. He loves to drink beer, smoke ciggarettes, and have sex with women of all ages. He is also very proficcient in the art of laying tile. Is also known for such great phrases as "What the fuck?!?!?", "Fuck You!!!", and the ever popular "Shut the fuck up!!!"
Do you think The Genius is free to tile my house this weekend?

Maybe on Monday. This weekend he is going to Henneseys with his drinking buddies to smoke cigs, drink beer, and hit on women.
by Boom Houser February 8, 2005
Being both Intelligent, and being able to tap all one's intelligence at the right time.


Also, something that is brilliant, and temporarily eludes description due to it's awesomeness.
"True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information."

--Churchill


I is teh genie arse.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
One who is both blessed and cursed with superior intelligence. Most geniuses are pretty fucked up, but a small few can rise from the failures of their peers and end up being accepted by society through some factor of conformity. There is no shame in this, for if you do not conform, you'll end up chasing street cars for the rest of your life.
You have to work to do good in school. Geniuses have to work to fit in.
by Stcb May 8, 2007
something original that no one has thought of before
Hey, what if i was to put sprinkles on my ice cream? Genius.
by fred bamburger September 27, 2006
1) A person who is very intelligent for their age, poverty, or social group. 2) A meme used as a sarcastic saying for when something is stupidly designed, like having a balcony with no door.
Person 1: Man, if this wall is 13 feet long, this wall is 16 feet long, and the ceiling is 20 feet high, what color should I paint the walls?

Genius:(with no hesitation) Lavender. It goes best in a space with a cubic area of 4,160 square feet, plus, lavender's your favorite color.
by MagicalAwesomenessIsMagical August 16, 2012
Someone who is not only exceptionally intelligent, but also has a superior, and more mature understanding of the world
Kaytria and Mekenna are total geniuses.”
by Mae Kae Sunner June 11, 2019
1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.
Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.
by LudwigVan November 12, 2003