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the fuggerung 

A mythical creature that is rumored to roam the wilds of the South East of England. The fuggerung's visage is reportedly so hideous that any would-be traveller/challenger who has encountered the beast has rarely returned to tell his tale.

Those that do return are driven mad by the horrors of the fuggerung, and when asked as to what they saw can only twist their face into a cruel distortion of their normal figures. This condition is often referred to as Man-this-soup-is-hot syndrome.
"Oh, I am now a weary traveller, but I have ye one more question. What has become of Sir Thomas of Cheriton?"
"Why good sir, he is never seen again. For he has seen the fuggerung, and is mad with terror!"
the fuggerung by cornholio November 9, 2004

WHAT THE FUGGLY 

something you say when you see an ugly bitch
WHAT THE FUGGLY by T-MONEY May 1, 2003

the fuggerung 

Derived from early Greek mythology. A beast so ghastly to behold that grown men have shat themselves with fear. A modern day translation from Latin would be "hideous kiddeous".
the fuggerung by xyz November 16, 2004

Figgle siggled the Wigglers

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004