the floppy
the floppy by Spam4adam November 1, 2006
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the floppy pinwheel
The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.
the floppy pinwheel by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017
The floppy orangutan
When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
The floppy orangutan by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016
The Floppy Golf Club
The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
The Floppy Golf Club by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
The floppy Irish man
The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
The floppy Irish man by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024
downloading the floppy
downloading the floppy by caleb1234567896321 August 2, 2007
Flapping the Floppy Cow
To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
Flapping the Floppy Cow by Bracelets January 8, 2010