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The Feast Of Gekyume 

The event that occured after Gekyumes Circumcision in which different members in the crowd partake in eating the foreskin from Gekyume.
Me: Yo you go to gekyumes circumcision
friend: no but i went to the feast of gekyume
Me: that shit was tasty
friend: i didn't get to taste the foreskin :(

the feast of evil 

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.
i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

The Number of the Feast 

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.
The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.
The Number of the Feast by Fasters December 10, 2022

enjoy the feast 

When dog ass niggas fuck around and break a lady wolfs peace. .

When dog aSS niggas literally and subconciously disrespect the game and a real nigga feed the hand that bit their soul to the core MY HIGH COME DOWN AND THEY TABLESS BURN.

ALSO TO CREATE PARANOIA TO A FREE SPIRIT

(But SHE RECIPROCATES.) -InTeam

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When u use a nigga lingo and a nigga felt his intentions.

"Enjoy the beast" = "FEAST ---

TPOMYE YWTIYH IWAO3+1FE

ENJOY THE FEAST
THE FOOD IS READY

MAMAMIA

The Grand Feast 

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.
mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.
The Grand Feast by Keller austin September 25, 2021