truthdefintion's definitions

Sobetard

Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: I hate alcohol

Boozer: Ok Sobetard

Me: What is that

Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: oh sorry

Boozer: now yuo see...

by truthdefintion September 8, 2021

Troyism

A relatively new religion based off of the powerful god named troy who dethroned the previous god and killed thanos with a single punch in the great ancient war. Troy has been known to be a complete genius and a revolutionary philosopher with statements like "which would win a crocodile or a black widow". Troy has said that the gods last words before death was "Please don't kill me".

Me: whats your religion?
Friend: Christianity how about you?
Me: troyism, PRAISE TROY!!!!

by truthdefintion March 14, 2019

God of Gods

Synonym for Troy . he was nick named this for his power shown in the great war.

christian: our god is powerful.. he is a god!
troyist: our god is the god of gods

by truthdefintion September 17, 2019

The Feast Of Gekyume

The event that occured after Gekyumes Circumcision in which different members in the crowd partake in eating the foreskin from Gekyume.

Me: Yo you go to gekyumes circumcision
friend: no but i went to the feast of gekyume
Me: that shit was tasty
friend: i didn't get to taste the foreskin :(

by truthdefintion March 6, 2019

Zucc

A alien from jupiter that drinks a lot of water (iron man dies in endgame)

ZUCC: HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
HUMAN: UHH HEY MARK
ZUCC: DONT MIND ME DRINKING WATER LIKE HUMANS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
HUMAN: YOUR WEIRD
ZUCC: THREAT DETECTED
ZUCC: BLACK WIDOW DIES IN ENDGAME

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

Colby Bobby Johnson

a derogatory term for a actual idiot

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure

by truthdefintion November 1, 2018