the fahey 

the common euphemism for the fucking irish leprechaun of the group who only wishes he was as cool as the oddo and refers to himself as BE FAY!!! (the slogan he uses to convert people who are cool to his cumsucking religion of faheyism). The desperate youth who makes life soooo fucking akward around bitches who he only wish he could , bangs multiple men, and enjoys parading around in a mickey mouse outfit and performing the dirty sanchez with multiple pregant transvestite men-children. Despite his disgusting motherfucking eating habits which include mass amounts of twinkies filled with Redmond jizz, he is bulemic and has the waist size of a poor african fetus. It is the duty of every citizen of the earth to rid ourselves of the fahey, faheys, faheyfags and his terrible spawn before they rape us all

the fahey, b fay, faheyism, buttbuddy No. 21, satans gay brother, the boy who took it from pedophiles willingy

the fahey by i banged yer ma January 23, 2009

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

the fakey by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

The-Spacey-in-the-facey by Shuaman October 15, 2018

off the sheezy faheezy

A moron's mistake for "off the heezy fo sheezy"

off the sheezy faheezy by LMM August 13, 2003