the fahey

the common euphemism for the fucking irish leprechaun of the group who only wishes he was as cool as the oddo and refers to himself as BE FAY!!! (the slogan he uses to convert people who are cool to his cumsucking religion of faheyism). The desperate youth who makes life soooo fucking akward around bitches who he only wish he could , bangs multiple men, and enjoys parading around in a mickey mouse outfit and performing the dirty sanchez with multiple pregant transvestite men-children. Despite his disgusting motherfucking eating habits which include mass amounts of twinkies filled with Redmond jizz, he is bulemic and has the waist size of a poor african fetus. It is the duty of every citizen of the earth to rid ourselves of the fahey, faheys, faheyfags and his terrible spawn before they rape us all

the fahey, b fay, faheyism, buttbuddy No. 21, satans gay brother, the boy who took it from pedophiles willingy

the fahey by i banged yer ma January 23, 2009

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

the fakey by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

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The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

The-Spacey-in-the-facey by Shuaman October 15, 2018

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off the sheezy faheezy

A moron's mistake for "off the heezy fo sheezy"

off the sheezy faheezy by LMM August 13, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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