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the evil 3
The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.
the evil 3 by M@77 J@M35 August 14, 2012
The Evil One
The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.
'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'
The Evil One by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013
The Evil Empire
The Evil Empire by JussSayin January 8, 2012
The Evil Side
The Evil Side by yanar June 2, 2004
The Evil One
A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
The Evil One also preys on small apples.
Evil Ones....*rollseyes*
The Evil One also preys on small apples.
Evil Ones....*rollseyes*
The Evil One by ~Dani~ November 16, 2006
The Evil One
A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
The Evil One by Ryu_Chan September 19, 2008
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