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The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.
'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'
by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.

Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!

The Evil One also preys on small apples.

Evil Ones....*rollseyes*
by ~Dani~ November 16, 2006
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A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
by Ryu_Chan September 18, 2006
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Cruel leader of Elibian Nights, TEOism, and diety of all that is random noises.
Also, one hell of a Fe-Pairings-oh player. Kicked my arse, last time.

Also, Tohya kicked Sieg in tha nads. he must really be evil.
OMARGH! BVRILL! GWAR! BWAhAHAAR!
by Wicked B April 19, 2005
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