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The Ethan 

While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
Just give her "The Ethan" they love it.
The Ethan by The Ennis June 22, 2024

The Ethan Miller Experience 

when you’re smoking that good kush and drinking that strong shit and you forget what space and time is
“damn bruh he’s going through the ethan miller experience, go get him some coco pebbles”

All The Ethan’s Of The World 

Ethan’s are some of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet. They like to stare into the eyes of lizards and molest them when not a single person is looking. Ethan is the type of person to play around so much that they seem to be gay. Most Ethan’s seem to be virgins forever and in result molest all ur children and lizards.
That weirdo who molested my lizard yesterday is such a All The Ethan’s Of The World.

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.
A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER
Ethan the squid by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

ethan the cunt 

A guy named Ethan that is a really big camel tow (big pussy) .
ETHAN THE CUNT IS A PUSSY.
ethan the cunt by Ethan the pussy February 1, 2017

Ethan The Dweeb 

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts
Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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