the dumpling 

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.

"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.

the dumpling by Napkin Water February 1, 2020

Plumbing the Dumpling 

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.

I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

Plumbing the Dumpling by DYC Yetti August 8, 2010

the ugly dumpling 

A event where it starts raining shit

The ugly dumpling just happened in California recently and I'm happy I survived

the ugly dumpling by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

The golden dumpling 

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

The golden dumpling by Flexed May 7, 2017

Drop the dumplings in the fryer 

Taking a dump; pooping.

Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.

Drop the dumplings in the fryer by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007

the dumping ground

Somewhere you leave your child/children to abandon them

I just put my child in the dumping ground because they where annoying me

the dumping ground by Pppppoppoopjb February 9, 2018

The dumping hump 

This sex act sits firmly in the feces fetish category. For any woman who enjoy the aroma of a freshly pressed loaf; you my consider trying the dumping hump. She blasts into the bathroom while her man is vacating his bowels. Excited by the powerful odor she immediately becomes wet. Using whatever method is preferred, she gets her man erected and climbs aboard. In the perfect Dumping Hump scenario she will try to press her own log on top of her mans through the very small opening left on the toilet as she is cumming. Extra points if she can bank it off his balls.

Abigail know Chester was in the bathroom taking one of his massive post buffet dumps. It always surprisingly aroused her when she could smell it wafting through the door. She decided tonight was the night she was going to try the dumping hump.

The dumping hump by Go Balls Deep1 September 9, 2023