Definitions by omgwtfbbq22
Japanese Bridge
This is a sexual act necessitating five people. Two must be male and three female. It starts with one female servicing another female while being serviced by a different female, both of which are being penetrated by different males. The Japanese Bridge is similar to an expanded version of the Eiffel Tower
G.......................G
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
Japanese Bridge by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 4, 2010
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amazzafuckingtastic by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 22, 2009
Jankedy-ass-hoopidy
An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
D-E Conversation
Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.
Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
D-E Conversation by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 21, 2009
Double Western Grip
When both the right and left hand are used simultaneously in a column format to stroke the base of the penis and is moved up and down. The Thumbs can be gyrated in unison or in a destructive interference pattern so that they are out of phase and in harmony. First made popular by French men, it later caught on by German males and females due the extreme domination that can be involved in the extreme penis straddling.
Double Western Grip by OMGWTFBBQ22 June 12, 2009
dormitat
1. When a dorm room becomes so humid, hot, messy, and odorous that it is impossible to tell if it's a dormitory or a conservatory, as if an animal was living there.
2. When a person becomes so introverted and attached to their dorm, they are rarely seen outside their natural dormitat.
2. When a person becomes so introverted and attached to their dorm, they are rarely seen outside their natural dormitat.
1. Stephanie let her dorm get so messy through semester 1, it became her natural dormitat, complete with moss, fungus, and her offspring.
2. Herbert was so into his studies, he was nicknamed Panda because he was never seen outside his bamboo-decorated dormitat.
2. Herbert was so into his studies, he was nicknamed Panda because he was never seen outside his bamboo-decorated dormitat.
dormitat by OMGWTFBBQ22 April 9, 2009
SuperFart
The product of two gentlemen's flatulence in a confined area. The SuperFart happens when one gentlemen needs to fart, and he informs the other what he is about to do, and the other tells him he will also fart, to ease the worry of wether or not he will stink up the confined area. They fart in unison, and the confined area becomes a supermassive fartgas cloud in which the article encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens was born.
See Brappy.
See Brappy.
SuperFart by OMGWTFBBQ22 March 16, 2008