the dirty river 

Another Name for Sacramento.

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!

the dirty river by Fuck Whitney High School Like Yee May 14, 2008

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead 

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

when the river runs red take the dirt road 

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

when the river runs red take the dirt road by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home by Mike hock. July 16, 2010