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"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!
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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008
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when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014
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When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.
by Mike hock. July 16, 2010
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