the dirt road

A secret term to use instead of "Anal".

Dude ___ is on her period and she said I can take 'the dirt road'

by AlmightyMoses April 6, 2017

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

Up the dirt road

The act of fucking someone in the ass. Usually done before he/she has an enema.

That bitch is so nasty, she polished my pole AFTER I went up the dirt road.

by dicmeister September 4, 2010

up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014