Craigslist throatcunt

The throat of an effeminate male that is well used by other men that he meets on craigslist while advertising the fact that he does indeed have a throatcunt that needs to be used as such.
I am a 32 year old man and I need another man to come fuck me in my Craigslist throatcunt.
by Manchvegaseddieg March 26, 2015
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Crispins

Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.
Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.
by Manchvegaseddieg March 01, 2014
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pickle trolling

WHEN GAYS ARE OUT TROLLING FOR MEN LIKE AT THE LOCAL GYM.
by Manchvegaseddieg February 11, 2014
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the old dirt road

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.
by Manchvegaseddieg February 25, 2014
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