A secret term to use instead of "Anal".
Dude ___ is on her period and she said I can take 'the dirt road'
by AlmightyMoses April 7, 2017
To be violently pentrated from behind, or 'fucked', metaphorically.
"Dude how's the divorce going?"

"Not great man, she seriously dirt roaded me."
by Youngunn21 April 27, 2013
another term for her ass, a good route to take when she is leaking ketchup juice from her stanky.
when the river runs red, take the "dirt road"
I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road
by Jeremy December 4, 2002
When the main road is red, take the dirt road instead.
by adfa May 5, 2003
"Dude did you see that Laura left a Dirt Road in the toilet today. Must be those diet pills she's been popping."
by Shirley Jimenez December 18, 2011