the cummer

ah the cummer. look at them walk around.

well! there goes the cummer!!

jack manifold.

girl: is that jack manifold?
person: no, thats the cummer.

girl: sweet

the cummer by hermitthefroug September 6, 2021

Tyler, The Cummer 

Tyler, The Cummer, is an American Faggor and BabyGravy Producer. He is one of the founding members of the musical collective group "Odd Fukture", and is most known for his participation in some of the most infamously gay and faggy songs, such as "CUMQUAKE", "Fuck You Again", "IFYH (I fuck you hard)", and is also known for his verses in the GayRemix Corporation hit "Cock In Cock Out" along with fellow faggy rappers Fuckell Billiams and 21InchSavage.

God, I love Tyler, The Creator. His song IFHY is soooo good. FUCK NO DUDE, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Tyler, The Cummer is better. His song IFYH is SOOOOO GAYYY BUT GOOD!!

Tyler, The Cummer by cheiejn May 5, 2023

The Cumberbatch Effect

When the mind encounters a face that by all accounts should be seen as incredibly strange looking, but instead interprets it as ridiculously attractive. This term is displayed strongly by, and named for, British actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

Girl one: "His cheekbones don't even make sense, and his head is so tall. He should be ugly. . . why am I aroused?"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"

The Cumberbatch Effect by TheBabyBear November 2, 2011

off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.

A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.

off the commercials by AssMucus April 12, 2017

The Cumerang™ 

Sexual act in which you cum in someone's mouth and they spit it back at you

"Bro, we were fucking and then she hit me with The Cumerang™"

The Cumerang™ by CGdictionary August 14, 2019

The Benadict Cumberbatch 

when you stuff a cucumber in a woman's asshole then fuck her until she orgasms and it pops out

"I fucked her so hard last night"
"Did you give her the Benadict Cumberbatch?"
"Hell yeah I did"
*High fives*

The Benadict Cumberbatch by Phooka February 24, 2017

The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys 

Named after the English thespian. The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys are a small time crime syndicate residing in central Texas. They are the sworn enemy to the infamous Brookside Boys and are in a territorial war of wills and apartment complexes.

Looks like a good ol fashion bare knuckle boxing bar brawl broke out last night between the Brookside Boys and the Benedict Cumberbatch Boys. God help us all.

The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys by Patrick Byrne Boys April 8, 2021