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The Cucuy

The naturally born eunuch with an unhealthy affinity for games like “hide the pickle” , genital docking and male on male “Amazonian”position.

Affected individuals are often found lurking in bathroom stalls at desolate rest stops. Witnesses have reported hearing screams of ecstasies such as “Eulalio” or “ Belichick”, to the sound of loud rhythmic slapping.

The Cucuy is also a crowd favorite at local WNBA games.

Symptoms include male pattern baldness, wearing white t-shirt and full tattooed sleeved arms. Typically seen driving a early 2000’s Honda Accord or Minivan with personalized license plates “4playin”.
Gavin and the boy’s would often play “the Cucuy” prior to getting piss drunk and tail gating before the game.

After striking out with the ladies, the boys would return home to play “the Cucuy” into the wee hours of the night.
by Dick 831 August 29, 2022
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Cucuy to the max

The ultimate in scary boogymen. That to which all boogymen aspire to be.
That movie Wrong Turn 2 was cucuy to the max!
by The kid Chachi March 5, 2010
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Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.
John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.
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hide the cucumber

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.
by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010
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larry the cucumber

The character in a children's mostly DVD and rarely tv show
Larry is a cucumber that is goofy and silly to kids

the show that he is in is called VeggieTales and has been known for some memes
by rightzesty February 6, 2019
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squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse
friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...
by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
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Larry the Cucumber

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