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the crepe 

taking home an extremly chubby girl from the bars.. and then proceeding to fill one of her rolls full of maple syrup and then folding the roll completly over ones head
hey boys do you all feel like goin out for some crepe's tonight. No replies johny your discusting. i dunno why u guys like to eat the crepe so much!!
the crepe by stevie j July 9, 2010
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alexander the crepe 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the emoticon in which you don't give eff.
Most of the time used to send to a person you don't care about/ like.
Marcel's text: Do you like swimming
Shoana's text: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (alexander the crepe)
alexander the crepe by nlcraft4life December 13, 2015

a crepe in the waffle house 

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult
Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"

The Creed 

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Innocents are not to be harmed.

Never compromise your fellow hoods of humanity.

Hide in plain sight.

Th3 Cr33d will never die. It is an idea, and like a Phoenix, is reborn.

The ghosts of the dead are here.
Q1: Where can I find "The Creed"?
A1: You don't find The Creed, The Creed finds you.

Q2: DOES The Creed come in peace?
A2: If you see The Creed coming, The Creed comes in ✌

Q3: Should I fear the Creed?
A3: The Creed is here to PROTECT humanity. Those who have been r@p1ng and enslaving other humans, their water, or 🌎🌍🌏. will be identified.
The Creed by Bl@ckFl@g February 19, 2021

The Creed 

The Creed Th3 Cr33d is: Nothing is true. Anything is possible.
لا شيء صحيح. كل شيء ممكن.
Wax run ah ma jiraan. Wax walba waa suurtagal.
Nada es verdad. Todo es posible.
Niente è vero. Tutto è possibile.
Nichts ist wahr. Alles ist möglich.
Mikään ei ole totta. Kaikki on mahdollista.
Τίποτα δεν είναι αλήθεια. Ολα είναι πιθανά.
Nic není pravda. Všechno je možné.
Τίποτα δεν είναι αλήθεια. Ολα είναι πιθανά.
Ничего подобного. Все возможно.
Hiçbir şey doğru değil. Herşey mümkün.
Нічого не відповідає дійсності. Усе можливо.
Níl aon rud cearr. Tá rud ar bith indéanta.
Rien n'est vrai. Tout est possible.
Méiyǒu shé me shì zhēn de. Shìshì jiē kěnéng.
Nani mo shinjitsude wa arimasen. Nani demo kanōdesu.
Nada é verdade. Tudo é possível.
Ekkert er satt. Allt er mögulegt.
Intet er sandt. Alt er muligt.
שום דבר לא נכון. הכל אפשרי.
גאָרנישט איז אמת. עפּעס איז מעגלעך.
هیچ چیز درست نیست هر چیزی ممکن است.
Ezer ez da egia. Edozer da posible.
Nihil est verum. Unumquodque possibile.

Code of Conduct for Followers of The Creed:
1) Innocents are NOT TO BE HARMED.
2) NEVER compromise a fellow Creed.
3) Hide in plain sight.

The Creed will never die. It transcends language, time, space, and dimensions.
Q1: Where can I find "The Creed"?
A1: You don't find The Creed, The Creed finds you.

Q2: DOES The Creed come in peace?
A2: If you see The Creed coming, The Creed comes in ✌

Q3: Should I fear the Creed?
A3: The Creed is here to PROTECT humanity and other sentients. Humans who have been r4p1ng and enslaving other humans, their water, or 🌎🌍🌏 will be identified.
The Creed by Bl@ckFl@g April 11, 2021
the chepe is a slick mexican who uses the word breh a lot. generally works in places where hes put to hard labor. loves dancing with fat girls getting down and durty off them jager bombs
oh man that kid is going to pull the chepe at that party
the chepe by jailbait420 October 19, 2011

THE CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON 

A person with the last name Creech who is known to smoke many blunts a day. You will often find a CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON to have a special room in their house designatd for marijuana use, often called "The Weed Room". If you know a CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, consider yourself lucky and blessed to be in the presence of such an amazing creature.
DUDE! look over there! THE CREECH FROM THE BLACK LAGOON is smoking the biggest blunt ever!
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