the cream pie
the cream pie by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
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Cream pie for the straight guy
I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.
Cream pie for the straight guy by Teknodruid June 7, 2017
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What The FuckleBarry CreamPie by RJ C. September 26, 2010
The Pieface CreamPie
The act of ejaculating an excessive amount of semen into a womans vagina while shes laid down, spaying whipped cream on top, setting up your face directly in front of it, and having your friend give her a good ol' Macho Man Elbow Drop™ off of the bed
George: Bro! Shit was bonkers last night! She got so drunk she let me and Seth give her The Pieface CreamPie!
Stan: What
Stan: What
The Pieface CreamPie by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
The Taco Creampie
When you eat a bean and cheese burrito from tacobell and poo on a girls face then proceed to get a facial from her and add nut to the mix
The Taco Creampie by Tacocreamer April 29, 2025
The Colonel's Creampie
The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?
Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?
Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD
The Colonel's Creampie by supa skites November 3, 2010
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