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The Cork Popper Of Earl 

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

Popping the Cork 

Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.
Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.
Popping the Cork by Asti Spumante January 23, 2012

Pop The Cork Diarrhea

Severe constipation followed by diarrhea... essentially, it was really hard before to start but then it just gushed out... similar to opening a champange bottle
I pushed for so long and then it ended up being diarrhea... I popped the cork

Pop The cork Diarrhea

from under the cork tree 

yes it is a fall out boy cd (one of the best) but it does have another meaning.

see when it came out everyone was like "hey go get fuct!".
which is extremely funny i think. well you know the kids these days using "fucking" and language like that, well theres a new way to explain your anger or mishap.

just replace from under the cork tree with fucking and there you go!
peter: "I almost got in a car accident today it was from under the cork tree scary man."

Pushing the cork out of the bottle 

The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.
She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.

blow the cork out 

You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.
When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.
blow the cork out by arelpee May 23, 2006