the commodes
the commodes by Adam Bostick November 7, 2004
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run some diagnostics on the commode
Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
run some diagnostics on the commode by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016
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blow your load on the commode
"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.
blow your load on the commode by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007
Cupcake on the commode
Bob ate 5 bowls of Raisin Bran so if Bobs wife wanted her pussy eaten it will probably have to be a cupcake on the commode
Cupcake on the commode by Killweldo September 23, 2026
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