the cob

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tucking your junk inbetween your legs and turning to bend over and show any unfortunate onlookers

Casey got everybody with the cob that day!!

by phillip sims May 1, 2006

Hide the Cob

This is a game played by young and old guys all alike. You need about 5 or so naked dudes with huge boners standing around in a room and then another guy standing by the light switch. The dude standing by the light switch takes a corn on a cob and throws it into the air in the middle of those 5 naked dudes and turns the light off. The 5 dudes fight for the cob and whoever gets it takes it sticks it up their asshole. Dude at light turns light back on and the 5 dudes stand there naked and the guy who tossed the cob into the air has to guess which dude has it wedged up their ass.

Wow duder, after that game of hide the cob my asshole is sore.

by Bobby Knobi August 20, 2010

eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

by C L G September 6, 2017

Kansas Corn on the Cob

Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.

Kansas Corn on the Cob

“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the

Cobbed her, Kansas style!”

“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”

‘Step-bro what are you doing?’

‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’

by ZachNow4 April 9, 2022

Rock the Cob

Rock the cob is a game consiting of a board and a dowl with a corn cob on it. You then thro rocks at the corn cob trying to stall the rocks on the board and or stalling the rock on the top of the corn cob.

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Cob Master- Rock the Cob

by Mankato Locals at divine May 23, 2009