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the clamper 

When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER
I told cheryl I won't come in her mouth...wrong, THE CLAMPER!
the clamper by Miangmiang June 21, 2016
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going like the clappers

to be running to or from something very very fast
his podgy little legs were going like the clappers

the Clapper 

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.
The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.
the Clapper by Wigma January 7, 2007

the clapper 

when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.
dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.
the clapper by scott reiter April 20, 2004

Quinn The Clapper 

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).
I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!
Quinn The Clapper by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022

The Camper 

While fucking your girlfriend from behind, you jam a marshmallow in her ass and yell "You want S'more bitch?!"
My girlfriend was complaining her ass was sticky from me giving her the camper last night.

going like the clappers

anything which appears to be going fast or repetitvly.
from either the loose hammers inside churchbells, or an old shrove tuesday custom involving begging by clapping stones together
going like the clappers
running like the clappers
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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