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Party in the CIA 

An epic song, which is a parody of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. The song was sung by America's most beloved musician and parodist, Weird Al Yankovic.
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing for another undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
My classified dossier
Tapping the phones like, yeah
Shredding the files like, yeah
I memorized all the enemy spies
I've got to neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA-
Babe, I swear, for the last fucking time, stop singing that damn song for the 20th time!!!

Jazz the CIA agent 

‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ is a person who you just aught to know. Jazz knows everything about you, she abused her CIA privileges constantly. Sometimes she hacks into your camera and makes fun of your double chin, and sells pictures of your feet to old men (for a good price too, you should just do it yourself).
But I guess she’s kinda cool.

Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.
Ehhh bud, you’re getting a little creepy hahaha don’t act like that ‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ chick.

Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.

Damn the CIA 

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?

the fat cianbuggy 

the action in which a person eats a cheeseburger while shooting a wad of semen into the back of a fat girls throat then takes a chupa chup lollipop and mops up all the semen from the back of the hambeasts throat and eats the chupa chup stick first.
person 1; hey did you pull the fat cianbuggy on that girl from the dance.

person 2;yea but she swallowed all my cum.

the fat cianbuggy 

the action in which a person eats a cheeseburger while shooting a wad of semen into the back of a fat girls throat then takes a chupa chup lollipop and mops up all the semen from the back of the hambeasts throat and eats the chupa chup stick first.
person 1; hey did you pull the fat cianbuggy on that girl from the dance.

person 2;yea but she swallowed all my cum.

A Cian the door 

When you engage in anal sex and while your partner farts you put your tongue inside there rectum and twice your tongue like a key opening a door
Dude Rick just gave we the best A Cian the Door ive ever had
A Cian the door by csfce July 24, 2015