English food

For an empire that fought so many wars over spices in India, and other foods in the americas and worldwide, you'd think that the food would actually have some flavour, or maybe even be edible. You would be wrong.

"why does the room smell so bad"
"someone ate english food in here"
"ah that explains it"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022

Micheal j. Fox

The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.

"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022

Felix

A catboy femboy.
Basically a b- tec astolfo

"i just nutted to that catgirl"
"thats a guy, called felix"
'fuck"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022

arson

a crime turned oversaturated joke by 9 year olds

person 1: "i committed arson so funny"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

Church of England Atheist

An atheist, similar to Roman Catholic Atheist who has rejected all religion, seems to hate Catholicism the most, and prays to Catholic God the least.

"I'm a Church of England Atheist. I'm not going to Church, but I definitely know which Church I'm not going to"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

Crusader Kings

Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.

Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022

Screenshit

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly

“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot”
“I’m gonna screenshit”
“NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 09, 2022