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Micheal j. Fox

The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.

"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022

Hearts of Iron 4

The fourth game in a grand strategy series about ww2 by paradox interactive, hearts of iron 4 is commonly associated with a lack of going outside, having a girlfriend (or friends for that matter), and holding views obtained by falling down the alt - right pipeline.

person 1: "I play Hearts of Iron 4"
person 2: "why are you talking to me, I dont even know who you are"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 21, 2022

English food

For an empire that fought so many wars over spices in India, and other foods in the americas and worldwide, you'd think that the food would actually have some flavour, or maybe even be edible. You would be wrong.

"why does the room smell so bad"
"someone ate english food in here"
"ah that explains it"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022

Sparx maths

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.

Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware June 30, 2022

Church of England Atheist

An atheist, similar to Roman Catholic Atheist who has rejected all religion, seems to hate Catholicism the most, and prays to Catholic God the least.

"I'm a Church of England Atheist. I'm not going to Church, but I definitely know which Church I'm not going to"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

arson

a crime turned oversaturated joke by 9 year olds

person 1: "i committed arson so funny"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

Felix

A catboy femboy.
Basically a b- tec astolfo

"i just nutted to that catgirl"
"thats a guy, called felix"
'fuck"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022