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the cap'n 

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
the cap'n by lil billy December 29, 2003

The Cap'n 

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
The Cap'n by The Cap'n December 29, 2003

stop the cap 

hoe #1: i am the only one
me: stop the cap bitch
stop the cap by stop the cap May 29, 2020

Where's the cap

Eric's at the bar getting hammered talking bullshit. Eric's friend yells at him where's the cap its getting deep in here. Hask. E.
Where's the cap by Hask. E. April 19, 2023

cut the cap 

friend 1:yeah bruh i dropped 15 at the game last night
friend 2:cut the cap
cut the cap by elite_nocap January 20, 2021